This extremely rare, amusing papier mâché novelty features two pensioners sitting side by side on a bench, smoking and drinking. One is a Chelsea pensioner with one arm, wearing a red coat, with a pipe in his mouth, and holding a jug of ale. The other is a Greenwich pensioner with a wooden leg and wearing a tricorn hat. There is a hole cut into the back of each figure that houses a slide-in container (it is very rare for them still to be with the figures) for a smoking taper or pastille, so that the men appear to be smoking (both pipes are missing).English, circa 1800.These two characters are veterans from the Navy (the crab) and the Army (the red-coated lobster) featured in a song by Charles Dibdin. In this ‘Dick Dock, a tar in Greenwich moor’d’ (the ‘crab’) provokes the ‘lobster’ but is reconciled on discovering he once saved his life. A coloured etching of the same subject by Robert Dighton in 1801 was used to illustrate the two volumes ‘Descriptions of Battles by Sea and La...